Defeating the Dairy Demon: A Grocery Trip Lesson in Moderation

This afternoon, during a trip to the local grocery store, I discovered that sometimes your list may fail. Guys, it is okay to go off script from time to time. I pulled into the parking lot, and what did I see? Eight spaces near the door, open and waiting, beckoning me. I accelerated and turned […]

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Living in the Shadow of Cancer: An Honest Look at Survival and Loss

“This is the forest primeval, the murmuring pines and the hemlocks…” Wait. Are we sure this is how all great pieces of writing are supposed to begin? Over the past few months, I have tried my hand at prose. Well, writing. Let’s not get carried away and start handing out velvet smoking jackets and literary […]

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Mares Eat Oats

“Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. A kid’ll eat ivy too, wouldn’t you?” Hi. My name is Wayne. I am sixty-four years old. And in this moment, I realized the kid is a baby goat. Not a child. Not some strange little ankle biter eating decorative vines. A goat. […]

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Snail Farts, Silver Cups, and Openus Wallettus

Somewhere between my coffee and my better judgment, my phone coughed up another miracle cure. This one was dressed real nice. It had ancient Egypt in one pocket, medieval Europe in the other, and enough confidence to make a used-car salesman blush. The claim was that silver was the old secret to health. The ancients, […]

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I Took a Pandemic DNA Test. It Exposed a 57-Year-Old Family Lie

The pandemic was a political time bomb, an emotional nightmare, and a body count all at once. Those of us in healthcare were standing on the front line of something we did not fully understand yet. It was loud. It was severe. It came with arguments, fear, opinions, numbers, loss, and a constant demand for […]

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