AI Isn’t Evil, Humans Just Have a New Tool: Why You Should Ignore the Latest Tech Panic
Just when I thought the latest round of “the sky is falling” had begun to wind down, somebody found a fresh box of matches. Artificial intelligence is evil, they tell me. To demonstrate this, they have thoughtfully supplied an…
The Bureau of Aging Has a Sense of Humor: Where Did All My Hair Go?
There comes a point in a man’s life when the hair on his head apparently receives a government relocation order. It does not disappear. It transfers. Some of it moves south into the eyebrows, where it immediately abandons all respect for zoning laws. One…
The Hilarious Truth About AI World Domination (And Why the “Loading Wheel” Will Save Us)
There is a persistent fear that artificial intelligence will someday take over the world. I have concerns. Not about the takeover. About the efficiency. Before AI starts rearranging civilization, assigning us numbers, replacing governments, or deciding…